Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
