You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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