I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
