i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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