Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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