What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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