We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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