I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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