I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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