i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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