Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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