need another drink. this is the easiest way
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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