bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Randomize
