My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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