We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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