So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.