My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sext me about skeletons
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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