Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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