Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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