I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I did not marry a roomba.
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