My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
