they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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