Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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