She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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