beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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