using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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