"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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did you just send me my own nude
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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