Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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