That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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