question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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