he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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