I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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