Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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