so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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