you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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