He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The adults are the big ones right?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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