Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
