everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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