with your own penis?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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