Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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