It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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