I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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