You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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