I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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