? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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