Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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