remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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