Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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