Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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