why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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