okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Acid is not a monday night drug
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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