You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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