Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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