People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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