Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
