So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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